The Giggle Fest on Friday. Ain't it cute? She is a funny Scottish lass who you will really enjoy so go check her out. Wait, now. After you read this, and comment. Then you should go check her out. Sometimes she doesn't wear anything under her kilt, fellas. Honest!
Now I have to tell you 4 lies about myself and 1 truth, and it's your job to figure out which one is the truth. This immediately got my evil mind to working. Hmmmm... Oh, the web of lies I could weave. Wait, I hate spiders. Get that out of my head now! Awwww.. Look at the cute bear on the picture. Much better... Ahem.
So here I go with the lies... or are they lies?
1. I own 3 guns and plan to take the class to be able to carry a concealed weapon.
2. I once dropped a pickle jar on my foot and my sister came in to help but passed out from seeing all of the blood.
3. I was pregnant once.
4. I performed the wedding ceremony to marry my nephew to his wife.
5. I have been caught by the cops having sex in a car 3 times.
Which one is the truth? I hope I made it hard enough for you to throw you off the scent. I'll pass this on tomorrow, but feel free to tell me if you haven't received this one so I'm not making people repeat the same award they've just gotten.